Monday, March 14, 2005

What's in a name?

TRASHELLA.

Nope, not kidding. As a variation on Michelle, Rachelle, or Nichelle, one might have thought that Mom could have figured out that Trishella would be, oh, maybe a better spelling with the same pronunciation. Or maybe Treshella/Tryshella. But instead, in an attempt to be unique and different, she gives her daughter the gift that never ends: a name that starts with garbage.

This odd phenomenon of handing out crappy names and otherwise bad parenting has another name. I call it Job Security.

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