Friday, February 04, 2005

More heartwarming stories from the trenches

Earlier I posted about a juvenile delinquent we had in court named 'Ashtray'. As his given, legal name. Not a street name.

Today I heard about another juvenile, a girl... again, for real: her name was Latrine.
What the hell is wrong with people???

Meanwhile, over in the Foster Care part of my work world, I heard about a mom whose kid was taken away from her, so she filed in Small Claims court to get him back. Because "he's small." I really wish I was kidding.

Every day, work reminds me how lucky I am to be me.

1 comment:

Susie Sunshine said...

I met a man named Ivan Odor.

Parents can be cruel.



-Susie Shithead Sunshine